I have received a testimony, and now I'm-a gonna pass it on to you.

Say what you will about Capdiamont's politics or grammar, but let me tell you -- the dude knows his way around wires. The Journal's fax machine and Internet lines were down this morning, and the trouble was clearly somewhere in the rotting tangle of cables that sneak their way around the office.

AT&T said it would take them three days to get here. The CRE Power Page van was here in minutes. Cap wandered around with his weird Star Trek equipment bleeping and blurping, and all of a sudden the Blogthing was up on my screen.

Thanks, Cap! I'm sorry you couldn't drive your speeder to the job site, but that is honestly out of my hands.