Send us a story, 99 words (or fewer).
Make us weep, laugh, scratch our heads.
And we will judge your brilliance.
There will be fancy judges.
E-mail your entries, along with your name and a phone number (the number won't be printed), to firstname.lastname@example.org
Or (if you must) snail-mail them to:
North Coast Journal
310 F Street
Eureka, CA 95501
Deadline: Noon, July 24, 2013