I was enjoying B. Evans' latest puzzle (Field Notes, April 11). Let me guess... LOL = "little old lady"; IMHO = "I must have onions" (presumably when you order your Whopper); FYI = "for your information" (that one's been around awhile!); BFF = "big f*g f*t". But then he went on to totally flummox me in his last paragraph (WTF?). Shame!
Marvin L. Goss, McKinleyville