It's Saturday night and money is often tight, so here are three free to-dos to fill the apotheosis of your weekend nightlife. From north to south: At 9 p.m. at Cher-Ae Heights local Pink Floyd tribute act Money will be ticking away the moments that make up a dull day while you fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way — or any way — that you please. At the same "Time" over in Blue Lake, it's the sixth anniversary of the glorious re-opening of the Logger Bar, which means that it's been six years since I flew the coop from murky New Orleans to return to my foggy Humboldt homeland. Come celebrate the coolest place between North Bank Road and the Mississippi with Kate Martin and company, and music by DJ D-Funk.
Lastly at 11 p.m. at the Alibi, it's Zordon, Zordon, Zordon! — a name so nice that I say it thrice for peak carnival barker's effect. Come check out the futuristic dance party that everyone is talking about in the year 2069.