... unless you've already seen it somewhere else. This is the Internet's next big thing, mark my words. Just in time, too -- LOLcats are so mid-to-late-2007.

Visit Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle now. And then prepare for the next six months of everyone talking about Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle and its exponentially booming number of knockoffs. Expect think pieces in Newsweek on the "... is your new bicycle" phenomenon.