Jimmy Kimmel Picks Up Kai the Homefree Hitchhiker (VIDEO) (UPDATED)



UPDATE 2/13: Well, it would appear as if Kai's 15 minutes aren't up just yet. Last night Kai was again on Jimmy Kimmel Live in what could conceivably be a recurring segment ... Kai's Korner Movie Review. In this first edition, Kai "reviews" the Oscar-nominated Zero Dark Thirty.

(Spoiler alert: he mostly talks about fluoride and chemtrails.)


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Last night, free spirited internet meme of the moment Kai the Homefree Hitchhiker took a ride with late night television host and Humboldt State University public relations official Jimmy Kimmel. To his credit, Kimmel briefly gave Kai the floor (or car) to philosophize on a national stage.

Some highlights:

On the similarities between the man he hatcheted who claimed to be Jesus and the actual Jesus: "There's not so much difference between him and who they sell as Jesus anyway, is there? … He was a fat, rich white guy."


On what people say now when they see him: "They say, 'Hey, you're Kai. You're that dude with the hatchet.'"

On how he planned to build an elaborate tree house with his hatchet: "I'm just a badass motherfucker."

On not wanting/needing a home: "What the hell are you talking about? I am home."

On giving money away: "The quickest way to devalue a currency is to stop believing in it."

On providing for his fellow man: "I jack hella shit from Wal-Mart and Target! I'm talkin' like big grocery carts!"

At the end of interview, Kimmel presented Kai with spankin' new Mini Mal surfboard and a wetsuit for making the trip down to Los Angeles. Will Kai surf off into the sunset? Are his 15 minutes up? Stay tuned, kids, and enjoy the full interview below.

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(Oh, one more thing. For all you Kimmel-hating Humboldtians out there, here's the payoff you're going to have to settle with. Following image from Kai's personal Facebook page.)


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