Kinetic Encounters of the Fiftieth Kind performed magic tricks to the song "Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band.

Team Hunk-a Hunk-a Burnin' Ham bribes the judges.

The Notoriously Adventurous Vacationing Yachters took selfies with the judges.

Sparkle the Horse and Her People of Course performed an elaborate dance routine.

The Swing Kinds busted out some swing dance moves.

Alice R. Pitt signed up racers throughout the evening.

Some of the many bribes the judges received during the competition.

Reigning Rutabaga Queen Metalana Empoweress to Glory poses with the 2017 Queen Quasar from Port Townsend.

Revelers with a newly minted copy of the Kinetic Kompendium, a tome of championship history.

Reigning Rutabaga Queen Metalana Empoweress to Glory and several other Rutabaga Queens started of the show with a song.

The judges watch as Rutabaga Queens perform the opening act.

Cro-Magmal of The Stoned Age reinvented the wheel on stage.

Let My Inspiration Flow had elaborate animal costumes and a skeleton.

The Lion Kings performed an epic tale of the defeat of the dastardly T Great Razooly by the four Lion Kings.

Tom and Johanna Jones take photos of the performers. The couple runs the Kinetic Baltimore website.

Super Moi IPA Thema Plan DD from the Port Townsend performed a provocative dance.

Team CrABBA rocked and elaborate dance in crab costumes to Abba's "Dancing Queen."