Brilliantly conceived, flawlessly executed,

It is the ultimate climax

Of a truly historic event

Legendary art, immortal creation,

A classic, incomparable triumph,

An ecstasy of Titanic proportions,

An epic masterpiece

Superb, superlative, sublime

Quite simply, the best

It is

The last word in hyperbole

The last word

In hyper-packaging

The last word

In this 30-second slot

See it. Like it.

Three thumbs up.