Editor:

Wondering about the QAnon revelations there is a worldwide liberal cabal promoting child pornography involving pizza parlors? The reason for the distinguished place in QAnon lore has been revealed: cheese pizza. Child Pornography. Get it? It's a code, rubes ("A Deadly Finale," Nov. 26). I hope we don't run out of tin foil. They're useful to fashion official QAnon headgear. Easier to manufacture than the fez with tassel formerly in fashion, as well.

 John Dillon, Eureka