Harvest season is about to hit full tilt, so I have to ask: what is it about hauling a trailer full of illegal green stuff that makes you inland outlaws want to drive so fast? There are so many switchbacks between here and the highway that your crop is whipping around on the back of your diesel truck like a happy dog's tail. And it's very unpleasant to share what is legally my lane with you when we're headed opposite directions and I know you could crush my little car like a soda can. So tell whoever's waiting for you you'll get there when you get there and for God's sake, act a little more nonchalant.